• This is why you should never ask for help on the Internet…
  • People’s Priorities…
  • Cause I eats me spinach
  • When people can’t spell ‘cologne’
  • Captain’s log
  • Why does no one love me?
  • Geek pick-up line
  • Any last words?
  • A pro at picking up chicks
  • How to annoy Facebook
  • OK, time to carry me…
  • Let’s go to my room