• Choices
  • A long time ago…
  • You jinxed it…
  • That’ll teach her a lesson…
  • Forget Puma…
  • Time to count vampires…
  • My girlfriend left this on my desk this morning…
  • He got the moves…
  • Hey vegans…
  • Tell your crush about your feelings, they said…
  • I think I lost one… oh, there it is!
  • Dear life…