• Dolphin’s all like, what?
  • When I get back home…
  • The most genius app ever created: Text while you walk…
  • Trying to be cool…
  • Please have a seat…
  • Haters gonna ha-
  • 900 years old…
  • I’m not growing a beard…
  • Broken nail
  • When my girlfriend and my ex talk to each other on my facebook wall…
  • A few months later…
  • Badass Penguins