• Rug Thief…
  • Where do I sign up?
  • YOLO he said…
  • Why I failed my math exam…
  • The last day of the Olympics…
  • Immaturity
  • I can tell…
  • After taking a nap…
  • Pass the butter…
  • Why does no one love me?
  • I love everybody
  • Best. Script. Ever.