• The rest of the biological clock…
  • That eagle is dumb…
  • What I really care about…
  • So you’re saying…
  • Poor Tyrone…
  • Oscar unfairness
  • I just made you even gayer…
  • Satan Claus
  • Don’t add crazy to Facebook, one day you’ll have to remove them
  • How I feel after an afternoon nap
  • Paying with your credit card…
  • Inappropriate animal behavior