• I can’t take police chases seriously anymore…
  • Never understood that…
  • New Super Mario Bros…
  • Spiritual mouse
  • Seat savers
  • I promise I’ll be good…
  • Not actual size
  • I just wanna feeeeel
  • When someone points at my laptop and touches the screen…
  • Bathorse
  • Camouflage owl says: move along, nothing to see here.
  • Haters gon’ hate