• This almost makes me want an iPhone…
  • They only want one thing…
  • Look to your left, then to your right…
  • Spoonachos
  • Beard length
  • Teenage girls nowadays
  • Thanks, FedEx
  • Oooh, watch out guys…
  • Anger management classes
  • Just Elijah Wood and Scarlett Johansson
  • I ate a guy
  • Profound Quotes