• The safest driver…
  • Metal in Europe vs. Metal in America…
  • Prndls…
  • Statistics
  • Time to leave the planet…
  • If you were in my novel…
  • Best way to deal with bruises…
  • Nice couch. I wonder if– OH HELL YES!
  • Please don’t eat me, mister dog
  • Every time I use the garbage disposal…
  • Waiting for breakfast
  • Meanwhile in Germany…