• My first time with the washing machine…
  • 40 Years Ago vs. Today…
  • Last question on a physics final…
  • Being popular on Facebook…
  • Using Facebook on my phone…
  • Suspicious dogs are suspicious
  • What’s that invisible thing?
  • A perfect fit
  • Scumbag bladder
  • I don’t always lose my phone…
  • Sup, haters…
  • I made you some toast…