Some people are bad at their job. And then there’s these employees who go out of their way to do the worst work possible.
1.) Whatever you need, it can wait.
2.) This “apology.”
3.) Mac and cheese.
4.) They forgot the name, but it’s OK.
5.) It’s the same thing, deal with it.
6.) When you can’t draw, just describe it.
7.) You said you wanted it with cheese, right?
8.) Can’t recall his name so…
9.) Maybe a bigger box was a better idea.
10.) Nobody reads anyway.
11.) Leaving early but not to worry, I found a replacement.
12.) There you go boss, done.
13.) It’s close anyway.
14.) Just a quick nap.
15.) That’s not even remotely close.
16.) Cody doesn’t care about your rules.
17.) Close enough.
18.) Everyone is using a cell phone, they won’t notice.
19.) Talk about mailing it in.
20.) Whoever did this needs to get canned.
If you really don’t like your job, learn to embrace it like these people did. Or, maybe you could just work somewhere else.