• Two kinds of people…
  • Oh You Clock
  • The most famous photograph
  • Life = Ruined
  • Shark Tank Water Slide
  • The story of my summer life
  • The start of every House episode ever
  • Meanwhile, in Austin Texas…
  • Serious bad luck
  • The first time I lived without my parents
  • Did somebody say lettuce?
  • Awkward ‘pretend not to look’ look