• She smiles like this…
  • Humanity, you’re doing it right…
  • Nutella Shots
  • To keep from offending people when breastfeeding in public…
  • Knock, knock
  • Not a chance, brain
  • Scumbag seat belt laws
  • Whenever I realize I have work to do…
  • Legendary
  • Those people…
  • The difference between men and women
  • Father of the year