• Baked Potato
  • Whenever I have to force shutdown…
  • Don’t give up on perfection…
  • What happens when I try to play sports…
  • Nothing personal
  • Nice trunk…
  • How to tell when nobody cares about you…
  • How normal people taste wine…
  • When I go jogging…
  • Cleaning my cat’s litter box…
  • No, sweetheart
  • No greater love…