• The guy at Chipotle…
  • My mom lied…
  • One of these things is not like the others
  • It’s what keeps us together
  • Taking a shower in cold water
  • Success is like being pregnant
  • Deal with it, nerd
  • A+ Material right here
  • Want an iPhone and an Android? China to the rescue!
  • Just laying here watching you
  • Ever seen a subway go uphill?
  • Father and son bonding