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  • Birds aren’t singing…
  • Best name in a yearbook ever…
  • Smart genie
  • What’s Jagermeister?
  • Sipping like a sir…
  • Oh, wait…
  • How my hair looks…
  • My reaction whenever I read a 12 year old girl’s Facebook wall…
  • You know the economy is bad when Santa has to work two jobs
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