• Wanna feel my sweater?
  • Not 100% safe…
  • Time to study
  • The United Steaks of America
  • My math teacher attaches McDonalds applications to failed tests
  • Typical annoying Facebook girl
  • Steve Carell just joined Twitter. He’s doing it right.
  • Horsey ride!
  • Check your phone to see what time it is
  • Tips for success with women
  • Want some updog for dinner?
  • Cupping a friend’s house