• I knew it all the time…
  • Scorpions are jerks…
  • The truth hurts…
  • A flower…
  • Why couldn’t u just have kids?
  • How I feel when I leave work on a Friday…
  • Stable relationship
  • You can tell a lot about a woman…
  • Any time someone says “El Niño”
  • I’m in your swimming pool
  • A baby chameleon
  • Balloons