• Excuse me, pardon me, move it dumbass!
  • A great accomplishment…
  • It’s so unfair…
  • I’m gaining it…
  • Appropriate advertising
  • Hamster got his own ride
  • Bite the bullet
  • To be or not to be…
  • I’m gonna save my resolutions for 2013…
  • How I feel when I’m wearing new clothes
  • Phone static
  • I found a real pirate!