• The coolest way to tie a tie: Eldredge necktie knot…
  • I hate the way they scream…
  • I just said this out loud and now I hate myself…
  • Trojan horse made from computer keys
  • I don’t have ‘exs’…
  • Sure…
  • Everytime I’m asked if I’m ready to go…
  • Friend’s analogy
  • Pick up line goes wrong
  • Screw baseball rules!
  • Packing…
  • Sneezing…