• You’re testing my patience…
  • I got her a plunger…
  • Just realized this…
  • You’re not a model, you’re not Calvin Klein…
  • Grumpy Cat on Being Unfriended…
  • Wonkatme bro!
  • Hermione Granger vs. Bella Swan
  • Giada doesn’t get it
  • What the… I’m outta here!
  • My typical morning at work
  • Skinny people
  • Drinking water