• I see what you did there, Lucas…
  • Learn to speak in Chinese…
  • One thing I never understood about buses and planes…
  • Expand your vocabulary…
  • Way to rub it in…
  • Douchebag level: Soulja Boy
  • Dog has a flea problem…
  • If you were in my novel…
  • A song named after a girl
  • What I see when I go on Wikipedia these days
  • Square root
  • Brain freeze [fixed]