• You know what that means?
  • How do I turn it off?
  • MTV nowadays…
  • Best ugly sweater ever…
  • They can’t stand my fabulousness…
  • Getting your ship back like a true pirate…
  • Give a man a fish…
  • Stop worrying…
  • Modern-day Cupid
  • White people is weird
  • I really have no idea what I’m doing…
  • Screw floodwater!