• You will be missed…
  • Special, I’ll match you…
  • The Sun has fallen out of orbit…
  • Can’t stop sweeping!
  • How you know the music is really good…
  • When I go to a nightclub…
  • Everytime I’m Funny on Facebook…
  • A very strange time in my life…
  • The dangers of leaving a dog alone with a child
  • What you do when people sing “Happy Birthday” to you
  • Sneak attack goes wrong
  • Say What?