• Pick your battles…
  • Going Home…
  • It hurts, man
  • Snape killed Dumbledore?
  • Whenever I go to a party…
  • Wonka goes to the movies
  • When I’m telling a funny story and someone interrupts me…
  • When I mention Freddie Mercury and someone asks ‘Who is that guy?’
  • The destruction of my childhood
  • Just a reminder
  • There, fixed it
  • How not to rob a Wendy’s