• Are you eating that?
  • Nerd Couple
  • Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit
  • When are you going to get a girlfriend?
  • Still a better story…
  • Hey girls…
  • When I’m under pressure…
  • Love is love
  • You will never leave the house drunk again
  • What I use the TV for
  • And you’ll never eat Oreos the same way again.
  • Who ya’ gonna call?