• When the clock hits 5pm and I’m in the middle of work…
  • Lesson of the day
  • The ultimate measure of a man…
  • Your best friend
  • Me after I realize I sent a drunk text message to my ex
  • A new meaningful way to eat M&M’s…
  • I just want to fit in
  • Old conversation
  • I want to play a game
  • This is how hot it is today
  • Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife Alice died of kidney failure
  • Give me your feet!

10 September, 2011 in Funny | Comment