• Thanks for petting me…
  • It was me the whole time…
  • I shall play you…
  • The Man Card…
  • How do you get so tan?
  • Hired to impregnate neighbor’s beauty queen wife, fails after 72 sessions
  • Free Beer
  • Pizza Roulette
  • Shaving smoothness
  • Anderson Cooper being a badass
  • What men want
  • A table for you and a bed for your cat

29 April, 2011 in Funny | Comment

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