• Spooning with my wife…
  • Not since the accident…
  • Bill Gates is going to hell…
  • Take my money…
  • Could you be more romantic?
  • You said long story short…
  • Gravity
  • When you first saw ‘FTW’ you thought it was…
  • Hop, hop, hop
  • How I feel when I see a new person dating my crazy ex
  • Lego Army
  • Juice Boxes