• Finally a cake I can enjoy…
  • You have had one of these…
  • Making an ugly face…
  • Zombies are better than us…
  • Loneliness level: cat
  • A haircut like no other…
  • The joke is on you…
  • It’s got to stop now…
  • Society’s idea of beauty
  • No freaking way!
  • Told a chemistry joke in class today…
  • I’m organizing an event…