• He was so close…
  • You should reconsider that name…
  • Brilliant Finger Biscuits
  • Aww, they’re so cute…
  • Before
  • As soon as I see this on Facebook…
  • If you were in my novel…
  • The teacher’s face when a girl said New Mexico is in South America…
  • Let me show you how you sleep, human…
  • You’re a wizard, Harry
  • Some men just want to watch the world burn
  • Trying to reach remote after wife gets up