• Conquering the snooze button…
  • Home Is…
  • Minion Cake…
  • Regrets…
  • Found this sign in England…
  • Made of sand
  • Not an athletic breed
  • And then God created Saturn…
  • When I send a long text message and I get a one-word reply back
  • Oh God, You Monster…
  • Can’t… stop… staring…
  • So good to see you