• When I say something clever…
  • I do what I please…
  • I finally can has it…
  • I just said this out loud and now I hate myself…
  • Hipster Beethoven
  • How can I put it…
  • Squeezing Nature
  • Waterskiers set new world record in Tasmania
  • When I ask a girl out…
  • 10 points to Maximus Meridius
  • My birthday wish is…
  • We’ve come a long way