• I bought a dog once…
  • Everybody changes…
  • Weather forecast…
  • Still a better vampire than Edward Cullen…
  • OK, you can start looking now…
  • I’m actually not funny…
  • Everyone should know this…
  • Parmesan cheese pencil
  • I said…
  • Taste that rainbow…
  • Now you’re 20% more manly
  • On the way to class