• They can’t stand my fabulousness…
  • My food bowl is empty…
  • Thug Dog
  • It works every single time
  • Dirty blonde
  • Scumbag Edward Cullen
  • Better start explaining
  • Tired pets
  • Dear ladies…
  • Halloween costume idea: No one in your neighborhood will ever sleep again
  • This dog doesn’t fool around
  • Permanent top hat-cat