• I wanna be like my mommy…
  • How I’m spending Black Friday…
  • Technically…
  • This is why they should not reproduce…
  • Because your dog needs to look more distinguished…
  • It’s called Facebook
  • Dude, that was a freakin’ lizard!
  • HAHAHA, No.
  • Yeah, you’re screwed
  • I’m out
  • At least she comes with an on and off switch
  • A Good Wife