• Jeeves…
  • Living by the sea…
  • You know you’ve had a bad haircut…
  • The truth about air in your bag of chips
  • The evolution of thoughtful words…
  • How I feel when shirtless in public
  • When my friend brings me to see his favorite band I’ve never heard of…
  • I drink your hot tub… I drink it up!
  • You never know what you have
  • The life of the party
  • Hugh Hefner approves
  • Wiser words have rarely been spoken