• One does not simply swing into Mordor…
  • Blink if you want me…
  • Was looking at a map of the Middle East when I realized…
  • Night Watch Dream
  • Every time I turn my printer on…
  • U funny…
  • Mom’s drunk text
  • What is your Batman name?
  • This cop is a badass
  • No pool for you. Period.
  • Head massage
  • Whatcha thinkin about?