• That’s what those are for…
  • When I was a kid…
  • No alcohol beyond this point…
  • It flies!
  • Things Pixar taught me…
  • Your camera just insulted my family
  • Squirrels
  • Bar Phone Fees
  • I left a secret message on my girlfriend’s iPad
  • iPad pain
  • It depends on the person
  • Every time I use my credit card