• Thanks, science…
  • Whatever you do…
  • Right or left?
  • Triple Double Oreo
  • How I feel when I find an onion ring in my fries
  • What kind of doctor can fix a broken website?
  • The clock is running
  • Making a bad situation worse
  • This is what Facebook friends are for
  • The fridge has spoken
  • Your sports team sucks
  • I got you, cat, I got you…