• Oreo bar code tattoo…
  • Oh no, my bike…
  • People complaining on Facebook…
  • Was looking at a map of the Middle East when I realized…
  • Conservation status
  • Some people want to see the world burn…
  • How I dance
  • Before it lays eggs…
  • How to ruin a Christmas photo
  • The patient is in stable condition
  • Setting your alarm half an hour earlier…
  • I’m not the hero Gotham needs right now, go away