• I feel weird whenever this happens…
  • When the clock hits 5pm and I’m in the middle of work…
  • The Adventures of Christopher Walken
  • When karma comes back…
  • Moms. Who else.
  • You’re getting closer and closer, Toyota
  • When I go to a nightclub…
  • So I left my pizza for all of 45 seconds…
  • Collateral damage
  • Taking a nap after school…
  • My dearest prayer
  • Your move captcha