• The reality of my dating life…
  • Looking for something to do this weekend…
  • Well, hard to explain…
  • But you didn’t have to squeeze me off…
  • I see what you did there, Photoshop…
  • Someone has an unnecessary “o”
  • Black cat
  • A true winner
  • Excuse me good sir…
  • Am I the only one?
  • Defriended
  • What I use Google for