• Every time I hear a Texan say this…
  • When I receive a compliment…
  • Change we can believe in…
  • Every time I clean the house…
  • Suddenly, a shark…
  • I was cold…
  • When a vegan explains to me why it’s wrong to eat meat…
  • Only if you are
  • Censorship
  • Sophisticated cat
  • Hey, who’s the new guy?
  • I swear to God…