• Pizza pick-up line
  • Zebra, what are you doing?
  • The cat with sixteen lives…
  • Every time I have a bad day…
  • He Loves You…
  • Leaving work for the weekend…
  • Makes leaving the house so much more epic…
  • Non-trumpet zone
  • Genius plan
  • Come at me snow!
  • Obama Fried Chicken (OFC) in China
  • I’m ready for my close-up now…