• Shaving like a boss…
  • It’s not guns that kill people…
  • My mom speaks only in puns on Facebook…
  • When they mention the title of what you’re watching…
  • School is killing us
  • Well, this is awkward…
  • See you later, haters…
  • Skittles vodka
  • Purina Diet
  • Dress for the job you want, not the job you have
  • A match has been found
  • Boys only