• Chocolate doesn’t judge…
  • Stop it guys…
  • My grandchildren suck…
  • How do I look now?
  • Stay in school kids…
  • Lost my phone, please call me
  • When real life overcomes fiction…
  • Ever heard of princesses?
  • Clever bot is a douche
  • Tunnel to Infinity
  • Whenever I make spaghetti…
  • Want a bite of my sandwich?