• Someone’s at the doo… nevermind.
  • According to this book…
  • Me after I realize I sent a drunk text message to my ex
  • Your status sucks
  • Pardon my French…
  • Damn nature, you beautiful!
  • Don’t do it
  • Simple math
  • Life of a student
  • The Gentleman’s guide to amputation
  • I can’t win
  • Dreamworks: always one step behind