• Probably my next t-shirt…
  • I hate the way they scream…
  • Popped Water Balloon Hats
  • Facebook and Twitter are so last century…
  • Some body parts that I used to know…
  • This is you right now
  • If I had $100…
  • This dog knows the blues
  • Barney’s logic
  • How I feel breaking up with someone days before Valentine’s Day…
  • I am the great Cornholio!
  • When I don’t shave…