• If you can’t remember it…
  • I don’t know how not to swear…
  • When my girlfriend is undecided about where she wants to eat…
  • Why old books smell so good
  • Hey, what are you looking at?
  • I’m writing to let you know…
  • Super Mario Corgi
  • The smell of a new book
  • They don’t really mean it
  • This dog just watched Inception
  • Consumerism
  • Change… of plans