• What I hate about the winter…
  • Infinite amount of Chi…
  • Frat bro walrus…
  • Hope you’re not lactose intolerant…
  • I don’t have abs…
  • Can’t fool the metal detector…
  • I’ve only had one beer Officer, promise
  • You think English is easy?
  • Progression
  • In what country?
  • This is a photograph, not a painting
  • Facebook 2012