• Why I know how a piano works…
  • Always check who you’re texting…
  • Leafy Greens…
  • Ham Sandwich…
  • Googling your symptoms…
  • Aquaman, you suck…
  • Please sir…
  • Dreamers of dreams
  • Sometimes I miss you…
  • Trust me, I’m a lion
  • Why don’t you folks go home?
  • Get off our lawn!